Job Interview Techniques - Some answers to common questions
Bin huntin for a while now but I still aint found no job yet.
In me travels i have come acrros a phew questions dat keep croppin up and, tho i havnt got a job i bin learning more about how to answer dem a bit more better.
One question they arx is :
Q: What kind of celery are u looking for?
Recomended ansa: I fink it might be something to do wiv da bankers bonuses thing dats going on in de newz - but it is best not to say a celery dat is in da millions $$$$. Even if u think u deserve it.
another fing i have learned is when they arx :
Q: Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Recomended ansa: Now i have bin told i am totally out of order when i tell dem dat dis aint possible. We aint got de technology yet to do such things. I no it seems silly, but i’v found its best to suggest dat the best place to see yourself in 5 years time is possiblee in Yarmouth (there’s a gipsy wiv a crystal ball there just round the corner from the chippy) or praps at the edge of a time portal like wot you see on star trek.
any ways i keep plugin on. will give u a update when i no whats going on. laterz, sheep jostlers
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actaully i just wanted to add - if you do meat yourself in 5 years time then it can actually be really actualy dangerous (like doctor bloke off back to da future said - the hole universe could emplode - which is probly not da best fing)
